The Opportunist….

Posted on February 25, 2012


My addition in bold.


A group of people were waiting in a hall. There was a half filled glass.

“I see that the glass is half empty that makes me pessimist!”, said the first.

“I see that the glass is half full, implies that I am optimist!”, said the second.

The third person drank and said, “Dear optimist and pessimist while you were busy discussing, I drank it! I am opportunist!”

Entering the hall the fourth person said:

“Does any one knows about the Urine Sample in this glass? I am the¬†pathological lab-analyst!”


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